I mean… we’re selling stuff. Buy our stuff at the brand new, exciting kevINda shop through cafepress.
We have T-shirts for men, women and kids. Baby gear. Because babies love gear. And a few awesome accessories like water bottles and messenger bags.
For whatever reason — probably racism because that’s an easy choice — you can’t search the cafepress website for our merchandise. So you’ll have to use the link above or just type it in: www.cafepress.com/kevINda
Cool? Cool.
Buy some shit. Unless you’re a racist.
19.Mar.11 
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While in the waiting area with all the other well-deserving, talented actors and blactors, there are some rules of behavior that need to be followed in regards to cell phone conversations in the lobby area:
1. If you need to make a phone call before your turn, take it outside. You probably never really NEED to make a phone call before your turn. So just wait. What’s so urgent in your life that it can’t wait a few minutes? Sure, the auditions are running behind and you might be late for your job-job and you need to call in. Exception. Or somebody’s gotta pick up your kids from school. Again, exception. But chances are nobody’s gonna die if you call them ten minutes later. But for 90% of the calls folks are making in that waiting area — NO EXCEPTION. Make that call before you walk into the casting office or, better yet, after you walk out. It’ll make you feel important to be that dude who pops his phone to his ear the second he starts strolling out of the office. You’ll look like you have purpose. You’ll walk taller and sexier. It’ll be good for your image and your ego. Yay, you.
2. If you need to take a phone call before your turn, take it outside. Or don’t take it at all. But taking the call and then telling your caller, repeatedly, “I’ve gotta go, I’m at an audition,” doesn’t get you off the hook. Bitch, you have voicemail. You shouldn’t have answered the phone in the first place. Now you’re just trying to make the other actors around you think that you’re actually trying to end the conversation (when, in fact, you really aren’t), and you’re trying to continually impress your friend/mom/co-worker/whoeverthefuck by redundantly reminding them that you’re “at an audition.” You’re not at an audition. We’re at an audition. All of us. And you’ve turned the waiting area into your own personal phone booth.
3. I miss phone booths.
4. If you are that chick who blabbed on and on and on into your cell phone at my audition last Thursday in L.A., get in a time machine with me, let’s go back to that moment together, and then…. you…. STFU!!! That is polite internet-speak for SHUT THE FUCK UP! But why be polite? You weren’t. I don’t care that you had two auditions for something called “Dunga” earlier that day. I don’t care that you colored your hair before coming to this audition. I don’t care that you have an audition tomorrow singing the Facts of Life song and that you don’t plan to add any inflection to your voice. I don’t care that you’ll barely have time to look over the sheet music. I don’t care that you were going to see the Walking with Dinosaurs show at the Ahmanson Theatre in a few hours (except for the fact that Walking with Dinosaurs was at the Staples Center and your dumb ass and your undoubtedly dumb ass children were about to be sorely lost and disappointed within a few hours). I hate you, lady. That sounds harsh, I know. But anything less abrasive wouldn’t adequately express the sentiment. So, incur the wrath.
Be kind. Be considerate. Be a professional. Acknowledge your surroundings. Surroundings which, ultimately, include other human beings. And, for the love of God, find a phone booth.
- Inda
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I am engaged. If you are not qualified to give me advice… I don’t want your advice. If I don’t ask for your advice… don’t give me your advice.
Crazy people, miserable people, people who hate the opposite sex, people who hate their own sex, Larry King, Geraldo Rivera, Elizabeth Taylor, oh… and Oprah. These people are NOT QUALIFIED to give advice on marriage.
There is no formula to marriage. There are basic things that will help your marriage: listening, trusting, and communicating… oh, and love. Those four things seem to make a marriage work really well. And that has been the consistent advice from people who are qualified to give me advice.
- Kevin
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