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One of these things… Part 2.

I must agree with my partner, Inda. I will now give you a list of why the producers of The Expendables went with Terry Crews. No offense.

1. Wesley Snipes is a little busy with a few “small” personal tax… I mean life things.

2. Will Smith said, “Only if I can be the lead.”

3. Vin Diesel (Inda, you had written that he doesn’t want to be referred to as Black. And then you said “or gay.” I thought it said “gray.” Wouldn’t that be funny if he wanted to be referred to as gray?) Okay, he has not sold a movie in a while. His list of films is a little better than Terry Crews. No offense.

4. We called The Rock, but then he saw how shitty the script was and turned it down. So we had to go with someone else… anybody else. (The Rock is part Black right, right? At least blacker than Vin Diesel.)

5. Michael Jai White only does one movie a year.

6. Marlon Wayans only does one SHITTY movie a year, and he was well over his quota.

7. Why do we need a Black one? The film will sell with or without one.

8. We need the actors to be on time.

9. We could go with a Hip-Hop artist, but we need a Black that can act.

10. Terry Crews was available.

- Kevin