D’umb-D’umb
D’Angelo Then:
“If I had a chance, I’d treat her like a queen. Just like I do in all my dreams.” - Me And Those Dreamin’ Eyes of Mine, 1995
D’Angelo Now:
“I’ll give you forty dollars if you suck my d!ck.” - Soliciting, late Saturday night, 2010
And… she was a cop.
Way to go, D’Angelo. Ten, fifteen years ago, you probably had to duck to avoid all the punanny whizzing past you. Women were throwing it at you. Figuratively and, very likely, literally. But, then again, back then you were creating interesting, relevant music. And you had incredible abdominal muscles. Now? You’re trying to pay strangers to suck you off for money? Really? In your own words: “Shit, damn, motherfucka!”
Get it together. Please. If Mickey Rourke and Robert Downey Jr. can come back hard and strong (no pun intended, really), then you can, too.
And pick up Forest Whittaker on your way up, will ya? His shitty movies lately got a sista wondering what happened to the man who played Bird and Amin.
We (your fans) need some more Brown Sugar, D. And we’re willing to pay you for it.
- Inda
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